Car Crash and a Girlfriend

On my way back from work this past Thursday, I crashed my car. I almost fucking died and almost killed my coworker in the passenger's seat. The car flew into a mud field and flipped over twice. Miraculously, neither of us were seriously injured. The seatbelts saved our lives.

So, I no longer have a car. Crazy shit.

That very night, that same coworker became my girlfriend. I've known her for the entire nine months I've been working here and maybe that car crash made me think of things in different ways.

I'll probably be a lot less active in the seduction community during my relationship with her.

Wear your seatbelt,
-Chief